could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*
life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”
when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*