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Anonymous asked: At what age did you lose your virginity?


Answer:

rubyreed:

I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle. 

astound:

I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life

(via hotboyproblems)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

disneybombshell:

ifeelcapretty:

The American collegiate system in one gif set

it hurts

the saddest part is that this isn’t even really a joke

(Source: sandandglass, via 0utbox)

cloppinq:

water is fucked up because you need it to live and then it drowns you just because it can

(Source: hamfucker39, via 0utbox)

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

(via 0utbox)

charlamagnethagod:

lmportant:

charlamagnethagod:

Think about a horse sitting down like a dog and tell me that isn’t really funny

no need to imagine

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I AM SO HAPPY

(Source: sidnugget, via 0utbox)

"wake up we gotta go"
me: 
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(Source: dopejonker, via sorry)

bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

ghostgif:

*walks into school*

[APPLAUSE]

(via hotboyproblems)

*runs for 10 minutes*
me:am i skinny yet?

westbor0baptistchurch:

rodneykong:

i want my dick in a museum after i die

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(Source: bobbyhoying, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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