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burgerkid:

could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*

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savannahblair:

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

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flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

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yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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meladoodle:

where can i buy some thigh high crocs

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untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

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slydig:

how do i get abs without doing anything

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life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

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jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

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slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

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nursejoy:

having a crush should be #1 in 1000 ways to die

(Source: slydig, via hotboyproblems)

thesassycat:

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*

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slow-riot:

Has anyone else ever seen these pictures of Jerry Seinfeld or am I slowly losing my mind to the infinite void of Bee Movie?

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