I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle.
The American collegiate system in one gif set
the saddest part is that this isn’t even really a joke
water is fucked up because you need it to live and then it drowns you just because it can
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
Think about a horse sitting down like a dog and tell me that isn’t really funny
no need to imagine
I AM SO HAPPY